Wife: Look at that Drunker.
Husband: Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me and I rejected him.
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Husband: oh my God, he is still celebrating!
#joke
Tag: Joke
Spending Money For Someone You Don’t Like!
“Too many people spend money they haven’t honestly earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.”
Friend v/s Lover!
Imagine you find 2 people drowning.
One of them is your lover and the
other one is me.
You know swimming and you can
save only one!
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Now here comes the question for you:
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will you come for my funeral ? hahaha ;-)
#justForJoke
Married Life Is Like Walking In The Park (Really ?!)
Funny Conversation with a friend who is married:
Friend: Married life is so easy. It’s like walking in the park.
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Noticing the pain on his face, I explained it further:
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park is like
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“Jurassic park”.
Sleep/Wake Up = Die/Reborn : Shakespeare
“Each night I goto sleep, I die.
Next day I wake up, I’m reborn.”
—- Shakespeare
“Each night I goto sleep, I’m reborn.
Next day I wake up, I’m dead again.”
—- Students!