Wife to hubby: Honey, pack your bag. I won a lottery!
Hubby: Should I pack beach stuff or mountain stuff ?
Wife: Whatever, just get lost!
ps: Just for Joke.
Category: Jokes
Stupid or Smart: Dopeler Effect!
“Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.”
Married Life Is Like Walking In The Park (Really ?!)
Funny Conversation with a friend who is married:
Friend: Married life is so easy. It’s like walking in the park.
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Noticing the pain on his face, I explained it further:
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park is like
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“Jurassic park”.
Sleep/Wake Up = Die/Reborn : Shakespeare
“Each night I goto sleep, I die.
Next day I wake up, I’m reborn.”
—- Shakespeare
“Each night I goto sleep, I’m reborn.
Next day I wake up, I’m dead again.”
—- Students!
Why Don’t We Have Units To Measure Love ? (Boy To A Girl)
Once a boy asked a girl: Why we have units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc, but nothing to measure love, trust, friendship etc?
Girl thought for a while, took him in her arms with tears in her eyes, looked into his eyes and said:
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please don’t eat my head. I’m already doing Engineering!