Wife: Look at that Drunker.
Husband: Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me and I rejected him.
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Husband: oh my God, he is still celebrating!
#joke
Category: Jokes
Friend v/s Lover!
Imagine you find 2 people drowning.
One of them is your lover and the
other one is me.
You know swimming and you can
save only one!
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Now here comes the question for you:
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will you come for my funeral ? hahaha ;-)
#justForJoke
Do You Think You Are Wrong ?
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong!
#joke
Heights of Hygiene: VIRUS
A Computer Science student washing her hands with dettol
after removing virus from her computer!
ps: Full form of Computer VIRUS – Vital Information Resource Under Seize.
Dinner Hubby ?
Wife: Do you want dinner ?
Hubby: Sure, what are my choices ?
Wife: Yes or No!