Drunker Celebrating the Rejection for 10 years!
Wife: Look at that Drunker. Husband: Who is he ? Wife: 10 years back he proposed me and I rejected him. .. .. Husband: oh my God, he is still celebrating! #joke
Archive for the ‘Jokes‘ Category
Friend v/s Lover!
Imagine you find 2 people drowning. One of them is your lover and the other one is me. You know swimming and you can save only one! . . Now here comes the question for you: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . will you [...]
Do You Think You Are Wrong ?
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong! #joke
Heights of Hygiene: VIRUS
A Computer Science student washing her hands with dettol after removing virus from her computer! ps: Full form of Computer VIRUS – Vital Information Resource Under Seize.
Dinner Hubby ?
Wife: Do you want dinner ? Hubby: Sure, what are my choices ? Wife: Yes or No!
Honey, I Won The Lottery!
Wife to hubby: Honey, pack your bag. I won a lottery! Hubby: Should I pack beach stuff or mountain stuff ? Wife: Whatever, just get lost! ps: Just for Joke.
Stupid or Smart: Dopeler Effect!
“Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.”
Married Life Is Like Walking In The Park (Really ?!)
Funny Conversation with a friend who is married: Friend: Married life is so easy. It’s like walking in the park. . . Noticing the pain on his face, I explained it further: . aaand . . . . park is like . . “Jurassic park”.
Sleep/Wake Up = Die/Reborn : Shakespeare
“Each night I goto sleep, I die. Next day I wake up, I’m reborn.” —- Shakespeare “Each night I goto sleep, I’m reborn. Next day I wake up, I’m dead again.” —- Students!
Why Don’t We Have Units To Measure Love ? (Boy To A Girl)
Once a boy asked a girl: Why we have units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc, but nothing to measure love, trust, friendship etc? Girl thought for a while, took him in her arms with tears in her eyes, looked into his eyes and said: . . . . please don’t eat my [...]
Do You Open the Car Door For Your Wife ?
If a man opens the door of his car for his wife….then either the ‘wife’ or the ‘car’ is new
