Drunker Celebrating the Rejection for 10 years!

Wife: Look at that Drunker.
Husband: Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me and I rejected him.
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Husband: oh my God, he is still celebrating!

#joke

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Why Don’t We Have Units To Measure Love ? (Boy To A Girl)

Once a boy asked a girl: Why we have units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc, but nothing to measure love, trust, friendship etc?
Girl thought for a while, took him in her arms with tears in her eyes, looked into his eyes and said:
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please don’t eat my head. I’m already doing Engineering!